From YouTube to Hollywood

December 17, 2009

Uruguayan filmmaker, Fede Alvarez, posted his low budget short film Ataque de Panico! (Panic Attack) on YouTube last month. The film cost $300 to make.

According to an article on the BBC website, he uploaded the film on a Thursday and by Monday he’d received offers from Hollywood studios to make a feature film. He’s now signed up a deal with Sam Raimi to make a $30m Hollywood movie.

I wonder what would have happened if Panic Attack had been made by a UK filmmaker. Would the UK film community congratulate him or castigate him?

If you read some of the comments on my previous post or the resulting discussions on Shooting People (requires log in), there are plenty of people who think Fede Alvarez wouldn’t, or perhaps more importantly, shouldn’t have got this opportunity in the UK. There are people who would dismiss Mr Alvarez as nothing more than a hobbyist or enthusiast. There are some who would hound him for making a film without paying everyone.

So, the way I see it, the next generation of UK filmmakers needs to fall into one of the following categories:

  1. Be called Tarquin and have a father who drives a Jaaaaaaag
  2. Live in Uruguay

Happy Christmas!

Colin - the £45 zombie movie - but is it legal?

In 2008 over 20,000 feature films were made worldwide but only 516 had a theatrical release in the UK of one week or more. (source: UK Film Council). As an independent filmmaker the chances of your film getting a theatrical release in the UK is pretty much zero. DVD sales have been dropping annually since 2002 and the number of UK distributors for indie films has dropped during the recession as firms go to the wall or merge.

With the Film Council announcing a £25m cut in funding it all looks pretty bleak for the UK indie filmmaking community, doesn’t it?

Well the results of a recent employment tribunal are only going to make matters worse.

The tribunal in Reading ruled that expenses only engagements are illegal and National Minimum Wage should be paid to all workers engaged on an expenses only basis. HMRC can impose a fine of up to £5000 to those companies who fail to pay their workers at least NMW.

So where does that leave UK indie films like Colin, the zombie movie which was shot for £45? Will this decision lead to the end of low budget filmmaking in the UK?

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Holy Crap! I’ve Got A Blog?

September 29, 2009

Tumbleweed on a Bench
Creative Commons License photo credit: Nogwater

Now I know the title of this blog is “The occasional ramblings of an out of work actor” but I’ve really taken the piss, haven’t I? No posts since April? Shocking behaviour…

There’s no real excuse, to be honest. Sure I’ve been busy with stuff but not so busy that I should neglect you – my solitary reader. I know you’ve been checking back every day to see if I’ve updated. You probably thought the RSS feed was borked or something, right? I feel so totally connected to your IP address. It’s like an old familiar face to me. There you are. Every day. Hoping I’ve updated the blog.

I love you mum.

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Demons – Amazon Fail!

April 14, 2009

Demons DVD - Image courtesy of Amazon

Demons DVD - Image courtesy of Amazon

Despite all the recent furore over Amazon (search results for Amazonfail), I’ve been a happy customer of theirs for many years. You can buy anything on Amazon. It’s like an online Woolworths without the pick ‘n’ mix.

One of the things I really like about Amazon is the recommended products feature. Every time I log in they try to entice me with a list of DVDs or CDs that they think I’ll like based on stuff I’ve bought from them in the past. On the whole the products they recommend are pretty accurate.

However today Amazon failed. Forget all that business about dropping adult material from their searches, today Amazon thought that I might like to buy Demons on DVD.

WTF? Demons single handedly put the turd back into Saturday!

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Blog Launch

April 1, 2009

The Court Jester
Creative Commons License photo credit: clspeace

So here it is. After literally days of planning, the new Mikey Bee blog is launched on an unsuspecting and, more than likely, an uninterested public. The irony of launching my new blog on April Fools Day is not lost on me but at least I’ll remember the anniversary, right?

Why another blog? After all, according to Technorati, there are 133 million blogs already out there. Does the world really need another one? Probably not but, since I’ve got nowhere else to have a brain dump I figured that here was probably as good a place as any. Besides, I’ve bought the domain name so why not?

I’ve kinda covered what the blog is about in the ever so informative About page so, rather than cover old ground, I’ll let you read that first and then you come back to me with any questions.

Finished? OK, so let’s crack on.

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